is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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