Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
two words: eviction party
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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