I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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