what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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