Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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