I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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