Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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