her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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