I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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