is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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