Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
