i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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