Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
