I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
MIDGETS
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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