We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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