I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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