singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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