He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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