Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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