so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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