Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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