You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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