i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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