how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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