and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
My penis needs a shock collar
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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