pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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