Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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