I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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