There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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