but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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