Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
