if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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