He kissed a someone with a penis
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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