Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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