I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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