I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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