Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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