bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I have demons in me.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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