she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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