The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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