I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I know her cup size but not her name....
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