found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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