Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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