There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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