I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I would fuck him just for his dog
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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