and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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