so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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