What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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