Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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