They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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