Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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