Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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